Dear 45 year old women,

You are too old to have pink hair. Or wear leopard print dresses, especially to work. Please act your age.

Dear Spanish men,

Dread mullet? Really? You went into a salon and asked for that?
Also, you realize you're carrying a purse, right?
And why do you all simply neglect to cut the hair on your nape? Are you saving it for something?
Sorry, I've said it before and I'll say it again: I just can't respect any man who has a hair 'style' even if it's obviously apparent that you haven't actually washed it in weeks.

Dear everyone,

Brush your fucking teeth! Your breath smells horrible.


Dear Ryanne,

Try not to be so angry with this culture full of arrogant, ethnocentric perma-teenagers.